The search for the correct amount of split-lock misery

This article sounds a little suspicious of the merits of the gods and wars, but God of War is actually a heartwarming tale about a troubled man learning how to be a better father to his estranged son as they go on a journey together, hoping to achieve some closure by scattering his wife's ashes on the highest peak in the lands. It's surprisingly sophisticated and a lovely game.

Also you have a cool axe and kill a few gods and rip many thousands of monsters' heads off.