Devuan, April Fools, and self-destruction

This is also an interesting attitude to take, because in the real world there are exactly zero operating systems that can prove they have not been compromised. No linux distro gives you any sort of proof that its servers haven't been compromised. If that's the level of trust you need, then you need to use something homegrown, built from source code and with an audit team going over that source code to make sure there are no compromises. I'll bet even the NSA isn't that paranoid.