The Debian init system general resolution returns

I'm a rabid systemd fan and I've been biting people all the time, infecting them left and right with systemd-virus.

However, I have a slight problem with sysv-phobia. How can I excise every last trace of it from my systems? I tried removing sysvinit-utils, but it totally b0rked my system by removing everything!!!

Why do you insist on forcing megabytes of dead SysV weight on everyone???