Ubuntu Touch 1.0

So how do you perform the actions that are bound to those keys on Android? Apologies if I've missed this in the fine article.

>Unfortunately, a dropped 3G data connection cannot be reestablished in the same session. A reboot is needed to reconnect

I couldn't be bothered reading after this point; this alone is enough to render the system completely useless and probably should have been mentioned first.
Sadly I'm not even slightly surprised that this is what Canonical considers 1.0.