Choosing between portability and innovation

Dear duhveloper. Do not use the worst misdesigns shoved down our throats by Scamantec and its ilk. Yes, I mean fanotify(). No, the fact that it's got in does *NOT* mean it's good to use or should be enabled. Sigh... Lusers - can't live with them, can't dispose of the bodies without violating hazmat regs...