Quotes of the week

My second plan is to make somebody else so fired up about the problem that I can just sit back and take patches. That's really what I'm best at. Sitting here, in the (rain) on the patio, drinking a foofy tropical drink, and pressing the "apply" button. Then I take all the credit for my incredible work.

There are a number of very good Linux kernel developers, but they tend to get outshouted by a large crowd of arrogant fools. Trying to communicate user requirements to these people is a waste of time. They are much too "intelligent" to listen to lesser mortals.