Yikes...

I for one don't mind that my problems aren't big enough to need any of this.

It would be nice if there was a consistent definition of what a "container" is though so I can copy the interesting bits. My entire motivation for that is getting better pretty-printed output in things like htop/atop/glances; those have to use a bunch of ad-hoc detection heuristics for all these competing container formats which is unfortunate.