TLS certificate management on Android

>It's more important to protect the majority of Internet users than to make life easier for corporate IT administrators trying to do things they shouldn't.

When the fuck did "provide a caching proxy for the use of clients configured to trust it, at home, at work, or otherwise" become "corporate IT administrators trying to do things they shouldn't"?

How did we reach this state where obvious brokenness is defended by invoking rampant mindless paranoia, and otherwise seemingly intelligent people swallowing the bullshit?

I guess caching proxies are used by terrorists, or paedophiles, or communists, or something? I bet Hitler would have used one if the technology had been available, so it must be the worst form of devilry, right?

Congratulations, you've rendered me insensible with rage.