Quotes of the week

Say Y here if you want your system to crash and hang more often.
Say N if you want a sane system.

Lawyers don't seem to believe in #include <legalese.h>

This hocus pocus coding is just going to lead us down the path of the black arts. I already have a black cat, so I'm good to go.

Yes, I googled "worlds fastest snail" just to make sure - I can take on any snail and win, dammit.

The kernel team is full of brilliant, friendly folks, far more than it is filled with bearded grognards looking for a fight.