Today's Debian technical committee resignation: Ian Jackson
Today's Debian technical committee resignation: Ian Jackson
Posted Nov 19, 2014 15:01 UTC (Wed) by ctun (guest, #99860)Parent article: Today's Debian technical committee resignation: Ian Jackson
As Ian Jackson's crusade against the new seat of power controlling all of GNU/Linux, systemd, bites the dust and is rejected by the masses, he runs away to avoid the wrath of the new establishment.
The aspiring ruler of GNU/Linux, Lennart Poettering, is now unopposed and has finally completed his campaign, solidifying his ultimate control over all GNU/Linux systems.
Assimilation is completed and as work to establish systemd everywhere is about to be finished, we welcome a new era enlightened by the unwavering guidance of our new magnificent overlord, Lennart Poettering the Infallible, the supreme dictator of all GNU/Linux systems.
