Distribution quotes of the week

So if we are the Tea Party of Open Source now, then I want to be our Sarah Palin! Who wants to be our Ted Cruz?

Actually.. my first reaction to reading his post was a deep anger at you personally at taking over my role as spaceman's archvillian. I feel like you've stolen something precious from me. I'm absolutely lost without the thought of him fuming in rage at me to buoy me up every morning and put a spring in my step.