No, the "twisted, sick" way would be to compile and build the kernel on an ordinary cell phone. Bonus twisted & sick points for installing and booting said modified kernel on the same phone.
Seeing how many phones these days are running a Linux kernel, and now we're now at updating kernel source from a phone, we're halfway there!
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