Quotes of the week

I'm not even going to speculate why people interested in InfiniBand switches end up buying paper towels.

I'm cantankerous, and hard to please. Send me too much and I yell, and send me too little and I yell. Because I'm the Goldilocks of kernel development, and I want my pull requests "just right".

Though I must confess that I have shifted from being mostly worried about people yelling at me to being mostly worried about my own code yelling at me. Either way, I do find that being worried about some consequence or another does help me get a better result.