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Distribution quotes of the week

Posted Sep 27, 2012 23:53 UTC (Thu) by nix (subscriber, #2304)
In reply to: Distribution quotes of the week by DavidS
Parent article: Distribution quotes of the week

I'm once again astonished by some bugreporters going all serious and snippy at people clearly using this bug to have a laugh (and the suggestions in this bug are pretty spluttersome). Some people seem to dislike laughter or think it is beneath their dignity or something like that. Clearly, from his contribution to the bug thread, Mark Shuttleworth is not among them.

Bugs in bugtrackers are not a limited resource: having one or two now and then for humour value is not harmful.

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Posted Sep 28, 2012 2:53 UTC (Fri) by akeane (guest, #85436) [Link] (3 responses)

Nonsense, this so called "akeane" is just a troublemaker looking for a cheap laugh, he's wasted his time, your time and MY time.

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Posted Sep 30, 2012 10:16 UTC (Sun) by gb (subscriber, #58328) [Link]

> Posted Sep 28, 2012 2:53 UTC (Fri) by akeane.

Man, you really good!

You, sir, are a gentleman

Posted Oct 2, 2012 14:49 UTC (Tue) by man_ls (guest, #15091) [Link] (1 responses)

Thanks for the laughs, and careful with that monocle! It tends to fall always on the most delicious dishes during dinner at the Embassy, I should know.

You, sir, are a gentleman

Posted Oct 10, 2012 21:42 UTC (Wed) by akeane (guest, #85436) [Link]

I agree, good heavens, I was once at an ambassadorial ball, and a young lady made a most inappropriate suggestion, I believe it involved her foolishness in believing that the threading model was preferable to a far superior process based model!!!

I was so astonished that both my monocles popped out straight into my truffle pie!

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Posted Oct 29, 2012 12:18 UTC (Mon) by oak (guest, #2786) [Link] (1 responses)

Mark's --universe grep option is clearly the most visionary of the replies in the bug. However, I think the technical challenges with that to be indeed, quite challenging.

Due to communication lag over this long distances, I assume that the queries must be done asynchronously. I wonder whether the Ubuntu 3141.59 version of that time will still be backwards compatible to the query protocols of today and can the ancient return addresses of the replies still be routed to servers set up for processing & forwarding them... Is some trust fund being set up to guarantee that?

Receiving and buffering of the results can be problematic. After several millenniums of all Ubuntu machines sending out the queries [1], when larger amounts of the replies starts to arrive here from within our own galaxy, I think the amount and variety of them (even of just "Eh?" replies) may jam the near Earth communication devices.

For our children to be able to benefit but not to be overwhelmed by the returned information, I think the search could be limited by default to neighboring star systems.

Then there's the question of translation. Is there some blueprint about extending Ubuntu translation services to non-human languages, character sets and fonts or other forms of conveying similar information?

Finally, there's the actual question of monetizing this. It's a very long term plan with somewhat uncertain Return On Investment. But as it's certainly going to be advancing science of communication and state of the art in advertising, this should get government funding and other support for it. After the successful Mars rover mission, I think NASA needs something more ambitious, like this, to work on.

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Posted Oct 29, 2012 12:28 UTC (Mon) by oak (guest, #2786) [Link]

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