2.8.0?

Here, have a patch to upgrade to linux 2012

diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile
index 123d858..98132f4 100644
--- a/Makefile
+++ b/Makefile
@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
-VERSION = 2
-PATCHLEVEL = 6
-SUBLEVEL = 39
+VERSION = 2012
+PATCHLEVEL =0
+SUBLEVEL = 0
EXTRAVERSION =
-NAME = Flesh-Eating Bats with Fangs
+NAME = Premium Linux for Enterprises

# *DOCUMENTATION*
# To see a list of typical targets execute "make help"

--
Surely nobody can resist such a patch?