Aside: the new linux-kernel subscriber

• 1) I want to be part of this, I'll subscribe

• 2) I have mail from Linus! Cool!

• • ...I wish I understood it

• 3) Hmm...I have a lot of mail from Linus

• • ...I thought he was a nicer guy than that.

• 4) 350 new messages. Ouch!

• • ...I was only gone for an hour...

• 5) I'll post my great idea for using C++ in the kernel

• 6) These people have no clue of how to program!

• 7) My full mailbox is making me miss those great penny stock alerts.