Red Hat gains security certification (News.com)

Red Hat gains security certification (News.com)

Posted Apr 30, 2004 4:35 UTC (Fri) by flewellyn (subscriber, #5047)
In reply to: Red Hat gains security certification (News.com) by Soruk
Parent article: Red Hat gains security certification (News.com)

That wouldn't be sufficient; you also have to bury it in concrete two miles down, and surround
the area with full-scale military deterrents, such as a tank battallion, armed guards, and
loudspeakers blaring the complete works of Barry Manilow 24/7. Only then would a Windows
machine be considered fully secure.

Alternatively, you could just pay lots of money to the certifying body.

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