Gpland
Posted Dec 12, 2003 12:54 UTC (Fri) by
danw6144 (guest, #14336)
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Bob Young writes a letter to Darl
`Speak English!' said the Eaglet. `I don't know the meaning of half those long
words, and, what's more, I don't believe you do either!' -- Lewis Carroll --
"Alice in Wonderland"
Like Alice's Wonderland, the Free Software Foundation has created a new world...
Gpland. In Gpland there are no Unices or Contracts, only Gnus and Licenses. In
Gpland no person is ever permitted to utter a word or term that has meaning in
the real world law of contracts.
"The traditional example of the license is my invitation to you to come to
dinner at my house. If I invite you to dinner and the minute you walk over my
threshold I sue you for trespassing, you go to the judge and you say "Judge, I
wasn't trespassing, I had a license to be there. He invited me to dinner."
That's license - the unilateral permission to be on, or use, or possess, or do
something about property." --Eben Moglen
See the "invitation"? I can "invite" you to dinner at my house, but I can't
extend an "offer" to come to dinner at my house. An "invitation" to come to
dinner is in every respect a "unilateral permission" in Gpland. An "offer" to
come to dinner is a forbidden term in Gpland and shall not be uttered.
An invitation to come to dinner at my house instantly invokes the doctrine of
collateral estoppal at my door's threshold. Yet if I simply extend an "offer"
for dinner at my house, I'll sue your pants off and you have no estoppal
available for defense!
In other words an "invitation" to come to dinner is not an "offer" to come to
dinner! "Offer" to come to dinner would constitute an element of real world
contract law.
"ยง24. OFFER DEFINED
An offer is the manifestation of willingness to enter into a bargain, so made as
to justify another person in understanding that his assent to that bargain is
invited and will conclude it." -- Restatement (Second) of Contracts --
WOW! This is absolute HERASY in Gpland! An OFFER is an understanding that assent
to a bargain is INVITED. What nonsense! How dare you use the word "offer" and
"invited" in a legal construction. The (Second) Restatement of Contracts is
banished from Gpland! Things like the "Restatement" only exist in the real world.
Gpland is a our world and we have every right to define things as we see fit
for our purposes. In legal matters we simply strike any word we don't like from
the real world and use another word of our choosing. Presto! We have created new
law. A sow's ear may be just a sow's ear in your real world, but here in Gpland
it's a beautiful silk purse by definition. Who's to argue? Your Judges in the
real world are too dumb to see what we're doing. Our logic is unassailable.
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