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Federal judiciary to move to Linux

Federal judiciary to move to Linux

Posted Nov 20, 2003 3:19 UTC (Thu) by Eudyptes (guest, #15589)
In reply to: Federal judiciary to move to Linux by mmarq
Parent article: Federal judiciary to move to Linux

&quot;So they'll sue the judjes, the congress, the NSA, any type of goverment <br>agengy in every country that has publicly embraced Linux...&quot; <br> <br>Hmmm, the NSA? Headlines read: &quot;The CEO of Santa Cruz Operations (also <br>known as SCO), Darl McBride, has been reported missing&quot;. <br> <br>Last reports of the SCO executives where abouts were that he was last seen <br>by his wife when he left for work this morning. Further reports by <br>employees of The SCO Group state that they became aware of a problems when <br>McBride failed to show for a scheduled press conference. Authorities <br>state they have little evidence to base their investigation on since <br>material evidence is all but non-existant. <br> <br>In an unrelated story IT administrators for the Federal Judiciary are <br>unable to explain a missing blocks of archived emails for the entire week. <br>(meanwhile an NSA operative snickers). <br> <br>In other news both Microsoft and SCO stock prices plummeted do to a <br>massive sell off and profit taking by share holders. <br> <br>Ok, ok,...I know! One can dream can't they? <br> <br>


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Too scared to help

Posted Nov 20, 2003 21:49 UTC (Thu) by fLameDogg (guest, #11305) [Link]

I was going to helpfully repost your interesting comments as rendered HTML, but then I was seized by the sudden fear that your post might be covered by the GFDL.

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