Hahaha "hallucinogen money"! I think that's spot-on. I'm going to steal that phrase. Bankers and politicians are a smart bunch: they got people to call green pieces of paper "money", and to call precious metals "funny money". It takes a smart group of people to get people to hallucinate in that way.
In any case, I'll plug Bitcoin here. While not a store of value like gold, it's at least non-inflationary and it's more convenient for trade than walking around with gold is. As a complement for precious metals and commodities, it certainly has a place in my mind.