Your honour, the defendant stands accused of the heinous crime of mocking a nonsense statement made by the previous poster. As the matter of fact, he has openly used sarcasm, in front of multiple witnesses, without a thought of tender souls who might be forever scarred and driven away by such a reckless display of cruelty (and toxic culture - shan't forget this one, whatever that might mean) to someone who was simply expressing his/her/its opinion. This reckless behaviour cannot be allowed to stand unpunished - we must, for the sake of those tender souls (and the children - will somebody think of sadistic little bastards?) subject the defendant to ostracism or some analog thereof, lest the toxic culture continues unabated. Additionally, we must forbid any reporting of this reprehensible incident, unless accompanied by clear disclaimers stating that reporter does not find it anything other than shameful and not to be approved under any circumstances.
Posted Jun 15, 2012 19:51 UTC (Fri) by nix (subscriber, #2304)
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Bravo!
(you see, this is the sort of elegant mockery which makes the world richer and teaches people something worth learning. If all mockery was of this quality, it would be a good thing. Unfortunately too much of it is a cover for letting off steam on random passers-by.)