PHP: a fractal of bad design (fuzzy notepad)

> I think PHP is the go-to language for people who have real projects they want to get done.
The exact opposite is true. People ridicule PHP because it's actually a royal PITA for anyone trying to get something meaningful done. It's unproductive, it's error-prone, yet people keep making up this nonsense about PHP being better to get things done. I'll probably never understand why...