Distribution quotes of the week

You know what I love?

When reboots don’t go horribly wrong.

Fellow Anti-mergers, I understand the pain and anguish that systemd has caused you personally, and your families. Your hopes and dreams crushed, by someone with all the charm of a cheese grater across the knuckles. Your remaining life tainted by this putrescent subhuman who forced himself upon your internet.

Despite the privation we have all endured, please find strength to stop this nightmarish ravaging of our once-pure filesystems. For if he’s not stopped now, what hope for /usr/sbin vs /usr/bin?

At that time, Debian developers were busy breaking unstable as much as they could, as it’s tradition on the weeks following a major release...