Distribution quotes of the week

Fedora, you know I love you, but I've been waiting for years for the All-Star game to come to Raleigh. It'll be the first FUDCon on this continent I will have missed, which feels pretty weird, I must admit - but I'm sure you'll have a lovely time without me. And when you speak of me over your beverages, please speak kindly. :)

Have you seen what I've seen lately? Wow! Pure confusion (and near hatred on Unity), the "Ubuntu is a kernel" crowd not liking the "new direction", the regulars who open with "I use Ubuntu" and then say "don't get me wrong", and then spew forth about a dozen incorrect statements. And, the guy who refuses to write about the session switcher. There's even one guy that launches into how interfaces are controversial (referring to Unity), then does the old "sleight of hand" trick substituting a quote from Linus about kernel interfaces being tricky. Some malnews is nearly magic.

Preferably by glaring at whoever created a source file with spaces in the name until they fix it. Meanwhile, by using ? or *. I doubt this will be a serious problem.