I'm rude because you're derailing. Let's count the ways.
Trivializing the topic as not-so-bad, so ignorable: check.
Conspiracy theory about the ultimate aims of people requesting civility and respect: check.
The supposedly confusing nature of the topic means you can't even google the terms you're supposedly confused about, and need me to read the internet aloud to you: check.
My rude tone in response excuses yours so there's no problem: check.
No, not acceptable. Go read on your own and try again.