Distribution quotes of the week

So, what happened to the resident from our Tale of Two Houses? Well, as it happens, after seeing one dispute too many in the first house (including memorable incidents when the orange-shirted designers shifted all flowerpots on windowsills from the right side to the left, and convinced the local post office to glue bright orange stamps to envelopes), while any significant changes just kept getting postponed, she shrugged and moved back to house two - and liked it. For it was newly furbished, and looked much livelier and better decorated than it had been when freshly rebuilt from the ground up. And so she stayed there, and (hopefully) lived happily ever after.

Trying to forecast when the next version of Debian will be released is like trying to figure out whether or not it will snow the next day in Washington DC in winter; it's an exercise in futility. That said, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Debian 6 "Squeeze" will be released soon.