Og returns with a new batch of stable kernels
[Posted August 27, 2010 by jake]
Fever-induced dreams of Og—evidently
the result of consuming salmonella-infused eggs—mark the release of multiple
new stable kernels. Og's alter-ego, Greg Kroah-Hartman, has released the
2.6.27.53 ("Og
wondered about these people, constantly relying on the old kernels to
save them for another day"), 2.6.32.21 ("Some people dressed in odd clothes, red swirls, green lizards on their
heads, red hats on others, and one remaining group who, despite it being
very unflattering, always wore dull brown clothing, picked up the kernel
and ran away with it back to the village"), 2.6.34.6 ("It only had one kernel left in it and he threw it at the people,
saying, 'this is the last one.'"), and 2.6.35.4 ("Og reached into his bag marked with a big "35" and tossed a plump, [juicy]
kernel at this final group, who instantly grabbed it up, thanked him for
providing it (unlike those self-absorbed 32 and 27 people) and ran off
to help spread the good news of a new kernel"). In case Og-speak
was not clear enough, this will be the last .34 kernel and .27 is nearing
the end of its life. All users of these kernels must upgrade.
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