Finding a profiler that works, damnit

I'm not surprised about that: it looks like it's basically just the same as fractal, except without
combining the similar parts of call chains together. Doesn't seem useful at all. And that also isn't
what I want. (Sidenote: I'd have expected something named "flat" to actually show me a normal
flat profile; it seems a bit odd that perf report can't actually show a normal flat profile when
callgraph info was collected.)

I just like to see a list of the *direct* callers and callees of every function. (having both easily
available is an important component). I don't actually want to be shown every unique complete
call-chain starting from the named function: it's just too much data, and yet simultaneously not
enough, since it doesn't show callees.

I think the gprof docs explain its format pretty well, and that's basically exactly what I want to
see. It's a nice, concise, easy-to-understand summarization of the data that usually has enough
information to figure out where the problem is.

Or, heck, if you get callgrind output conversion working, kcachegrind also presents the data in
this way, so you wouldn't even have to implement the gprof-like output format. :)