Wow, this is pure gold. Though, I think rather restrained - this only scratches the surface of a really rich seam of dysfunction, much of it popularized by Sun Microsystems - though: to be fair that is perhaps a function of their early strategic move into Free software - and other big-corporations will no doubt follow at speed.
eg. step 6 - misses the neat consideration of having someone with no technical skills whatsoever as the "community liason". This neatly ensures that step 7. is a given, the documentation they write for step 3. will be hopelessly inadequate, and they will almost certainly build a community of like-minded people, ie. the totally non-technical: a hat-trick of achievement.