"Well, some locks are to heavy, some are too lightweight. Since these are Just Right, they are obviously goldilocks."
Just have to applaud :).
Humor aside, we really do have to get the naming right - there's enough confusion as it is, as Jon points out. Lock names really need to be self-explanatory, or at very least, imply behavior that's somewhat in the ballpark of actual behavior. Spinlocks that can sleep should have big, flashing red neon warning signs or some equivalent thereof in their name, ideally.