Ever heard of basic maintanence?

If I don't change the oil in my car it will stop running eventually. I am not an auto mechanic, but I understand my oil needs to be changed on a regular basis. I accept this responsibility as a car owner. I do not want an mechanic sneaking into my garage at night and changing my oil for me.

'cept I don't own a garage. Or a car. But you prolly get the point.