Here's a suggestion: instead trying to tell me (and others) why Ubuntu/Canonical is crap, how about trying to persuade me why your offering is good? Becuse your current whining sounds like desperation and bitterness. It's very off-putting. And by that I mean that it's making less and less likely to use Fedora.
FWIW: I currently run Fedora 10 on my laptop (I'm going through distros at the moment, Fedora is the third distro I have tested in the last two months). I find the KDE-version of it to be pretty ho-hum, so I'll be replacing it soon.
Why don't you try to do something constructive, as opposed to spamming every Ubuntu-relted discussion with your whining? Because to me it sounds like you are crying because Ubuntu is stealing your thunder or something. So far the only thing you have managed to do in my case is to make me think "if I used Fedora, would I be associating with people like this Mr. Spatula?". And the idea of associating with you is not appealing at all.
So you mande my decision of not using Fedora that much easier. Thanks!