It looks like you want "professional" service like Sun and Microsoft are offering.
Linux, you're 17 years old now, and your mother and I know that you want to be treated like an adult. But if you want people to do that, you must start acting like one, at least in public. What you do privately on the mailing lists with your friends is your own business, of course, as it always has been. But when making public announcements on serious topics it's a different matter.