1000x

By extension, if a programmer should implement something requiring 
algorithms more complex than can be explained in three lines of crude 
pseudocode, such that a random monkey pulled off the street can't 
understand them in five minutes, it's the fault of the person who 
implemented that algorithm.

(I get this all the time. I ignore it. The proposed replacement 
algorithms, if any are provided, are invariably brittle, slow, and don't 
work.)