The next time people expect you to have to load coal into your music player, point out that
it's a tool of the 20th century, not the 19th. The hatch on the back is so that you can load
new uranium fuel rods every few months, not coal.
Posted Mar 20, 2008 12:54 UTC (Thu) by Duncan (guest, #6647)
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... Just don't do this as you are talking to the TSA guy at the airport,
about to board the plane. He's likely to take you literally, if not
because he believes it himself, then because he expects others in the line
might.
... And don't do it /on/ the plane either. You're likely to get the thing
diverted, and end up being the subject of a rather forceful manual
inspection of the interior of your hind side!
=8^(