If you want accuracy...
How about in order to eat at the Nvidia resturant they have to pass government laws requiring
you to be blindfolded, drugged, drove around the countryside until your completely
Then when you got to the resturant you are force-fed a certain amount of food of a certain
type.. becuase that is what will make the resturant seem most impressive.
Then to give your review you are forced to sign a EULA were you can't realy tell anybody about
what sort of food is at the place, or what you ate, or what you didn't and did like... but you
can happily talk about future products that they decide to allow you to and you can make
graphs comparing the food you ate to other food you've eaten and how fast the stuff passes
through your digestive track.
This is all to protect that resturant from other competition.. they don't want anybody leaking
anything about their recipes.. even though that has very little to do with the actual act of
eating and enjoying the food.